I'm surprised at how bad "Timothy Green" was. I mean, I know it wasn't the "feel-good" family film the commercials were saying it was, but I didn't know the movie itself was hat bad! I'd still like to see it so I can make my own opinion of it, but I don't think I want to subject myself to that.
Well, that's what he gets for being in league with people who review comic books, he's now doomed to die in the sense of Comic Books...as in if someone dies in Comic Books, they're bound to come back in the future.
Yes, the only other explanation is an evil spell powered by the rage of people who disagree with his opinions (case in point, I still like the new Simpsons episodes, I'm also watching his top 11 Batman the Animated Series episodes). Either way, he is now some sort of immortal puppet, cursed to dance for our amusement for all time.