Pokémon 2000 review: Lawrence III: "It's like a simple game of chess." [pause] Suede: "Uhh... No, it isn't?" Linkara: [cheerily] "Hey, Suede, wanna play a game of chess with me?" Suede: "Do I ever! I love chess!" JewWario: "Oh, me too! I get to face the winner!" [a gun cocks off-screen] Suede: "Wait, what are you... GAAH!!" [gets trapped by a net] Linkara: "YAAAAAAA!!!" [dives at Suede and starts whacking him with a bat] JewWario: "Must be getting old. Kids these days with their battle chess and their ruptured spleens..." Suede: [slowly getting up] "Check... mate..." [WHACK!] "Ugh..."
Linkara: [about 4Kids replacing the word "God" with "titan"] "THAT'S... JUST... STUPID!!" JewWario: "Hey, don't you start playing chess with me, mister! I didn't do it!"
Linkara: "Name one important moment in this movie where Ash has NOT needed any help!" Suede: "Uh... He didn't need help coming up with that 'Frozen One' zinger..." [pause] Linkara: "Care fore a game of chess, Suede?" JewWario: "Oh, you guys!"
Pokémon 3 review: Linkara: "According to the 'Official Internet Critic's Law Book,' if I like a movie, that means I can say whatever the heck I want about it without any consequences!" JewWario: "He's right, you know. It also says that any joke that was popular in previous reviews, must be referenced as much as possible in the later ones." Suede: "Man, I need a copy of that book! Can I borrow yours, Linkara?" Linkara: "Sure! If you can beat me in a game of chess!" Suede: "Moving on!"
Suede: "But why didn't Ash use his Pokédex on Entei when he had the chanse? He didn't know it was gonna take his mom, at first..." Linkara: "I know I left my chessboard around here somewhere..." Suede: "Hold on! It's carrying her away!"